Hire a Winner

JRFromDallas
Tera Contributor

Senior Consultant with 500 years of experience in technology development for Fortune 90000000 companies. I've worked predominantly in Healthcare settings, enabling practices and large health systems to provide sub-par services and outcomes to seniors and the vulnerable while charging medicare and private insurance companies exorbitant prices to drive higher margins so doctors and administrators can drive Porsches. Currently seeking a position to leverage my shiny, new ServiceNow CSA certification and superior ethical reasoning for the benefit of a bald supervillain, or anybody who actually wants to give me a chance. I'm coming from earning <$15 an hour while working ten 24 hour shifts in a row without receiving overtime, so you can be assured that you can take advantage of my hard working nature for rock-bottom prices! All bids entertained!

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Satishkumar B
Giga Sage
Giga Sage

Hi @JRFromDallas 

 

It's great to hear about your extensive experience in technology development within healthcare settings. Congratulations on earning your ServiceNow CSA certification; that's a significant achievement!

If you're looking for opportunities to leverage your skills and ethical reasoning, the ServiceNow community is a fantastic place to connect with like-minded professionals and explore potential career paths. Feel free to reach out if you have any specific questions or need guidance on navigating your career transition. Best of luck in your job search!

 

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JRFromDallas
Tera Contributor

I just wanted to give an update to everybody on my search for a position. I'm still unemployed with no prospects or interviews in the past six months! A master chess player with the intellect of a physician and soft skills of a big 4 consultant, but can't even score a job with a minimal amount of dignity.

 

Cheers to struggling 👍

Hi @JRFromDallas 

 

I'm not sure how seriously to take your posts, but if I were a seasoned medtech consultant with an interest in pursuing ServiceNow opportunities, I would dive into the company's burgeoning Healthcare & Life Sciences vertical:

https://learning.servicenow.com/lxp/en/pages/lxp-search?id=search&q=healthcare%20and%20life%20scienc...

 

JRFromDallas
Tera Contributor

There's always plenty of truth in satire, so take it as serious as a heart attack.

 

At this point it's all just more stuff that I'll never be given the opportunity to apply, friendo. 24 courses and counting.